like i give a frock... GIVEAWAY!

i'm a sucker for watercolor. not fields and flowers, but FASHION. there is something so so so so very beautiful about a little pen and ink that has the super saturated bleeds of watercolor fading out around the edges. there is only one thing that can top this.and that's when cynical, sarcastic, witty, hilarious commentary regarding ridiculous fashion accompanies beautiful bright watercolor illustrations. this example is exceptionally married in the book, "like i give a frock." you love it already, don't you?

i was introduced to "like i give a frock" at work a while ago. whitney offhandedly asked if i'd seen it, telling me i'd like it. i was in tears. if i could characterize my humor, THIS IS IT. it's a collection of random stories and anecdotes, many referencing things like cankles, fingerless gloves, and bikini waxes with no shame, instead a healthy dose of condescension. the illustrations are by the super-talented kat mcleod, the musings are the brainchild of chloe quigley and daniel pollock, under the unassuming name of michi, the ficitional fun, sassy fashion forecaster of michigirl. you can sign up for their daily wisdom, if you wish, for absolutely free. i'm thinking it would be a bit of fun in my inbox everyday!

we've never done a giveaway over here on penelopea, but what's a better time than now, right? i mean, it's the beginning of summer. well, sort of... because when you grow up, may-june-july-august does not equal summer, but instead, months of work where it's just really hot outside and you become really really overwhelmed with wanderlust. maybe it's just me, but i'm starting to realize that it really sucks knowing that, well, for some people it's SUMMER... in all it's summery, lazy, laying-out, coconut-smelling, tropical-vacationing, no-working, no-school... SUMMER GLORY... but not for you. because, you're a grownup now. ugh. still not cool with this thought. anyway.

in protest, we're doing a giveaway that lets you escape the monotony. enjoy a ridiculous poolside read no matter where you are reading it from. something fun, frilly, and absolutely not serious in any way. perfect. so here's the deal:

i will put together a package with lots of surprises (most likely from my place of employment!) including the fantastic read, "like i give a frock." you will enter this giveaway by commenting on this blog either own tried-and-true fashion rule, or sassy commentary on a trend you hate. don't worry, it doesn't have to be an essay, and we won't judge you... it's just for fun! we'll choose someone at random, and the contest will be open until Thursday 11:59 pm. I will announce the winner on Friday and will send out your package shortly thereafter. remember, all posts and comments must be actually on the www.penelopea.blogspot.com blog, not the facebook version of this page to be considered!

tell your friends to stop by and enter by imparting their favorite fashion misfortunes... i would love for someone besides my mom to win. no offense, mom. :)